There’s an old proverb that states, “if you can’t deep fry it, it doesn’t exist.”
When you have a twisted brain like me, anything and everything belongs in the deep fryer. However, sometimes it’s nice to get a little inspiration. So here are some of the strangest things you can shove in your deep fryer.*
*We are not liable for what happens to your body during this process.
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Because God is dead.
2. Coca Cola
More American than a bald eagle on the Fourth of July.
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, YOU SICK ANIMALS.
4. Cadbury Creme Egg
Because why the hell not.
I think I’m going to need to lie down and count to ten.
6. Funnel Cake Batter
Served with Marshmallow Fluff Dip. If anyone survives this, I’d love to interview you.
7. Grilled Cheese Sandwich
I thank grilled cheese and bread every day for always giving me something to write about.
8. Butter and Maple Syrup
Five Hail Mary’s for even thinking about it.
9. Garlic Bombs
Perfect date food.
10. Cookie Dough
OKAY I think it’s time for bed. This is too far.