The 10 Weirdest Food Costumes Ever

Why Just Eat Your Favourite Foods When You Can Dress Up as Them Too?
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These food costumes are seriously werid.

Whether or not you’re having post-Halloween blues or even just are bored with your current wardrobe, dressing up as your favourite food is a guaranteed good time.

At FoodPorn we’re dedicated to the weird, wild and creative, so there are no cliche Hotdog costumes here. Feast your eyes on the strangest and kookiest food costumes across the net.

1. Gobbler the Chicken 

For only $129, you can…. um… be…. this….
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2. Popsicle

Having access to your hands and/or limbs is overrated.
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3. Zombie Banana

I didn’t know bananas could actually die, let alone become undead.

 

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4. Cotton Candy

This is so flippin’ cute – AND you can make it yourself at home.

 

 

5. Bacon

Just. Frighteningly realistic bacon.

 

 

6. DOG BACON

The only thing cuter than dogs in costumes is dogs in matching costumes to you.

 

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7. Ham And Cheese

If you wanna make sure your friend/partner definitely won’t hook up with anyone.

 

 

8. Weird Grapes

She’s smiling but her eyes say “kill me.”

 

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9. Gingerbread Man

If one of your hobbies is putting the fear of God into your friends.

 

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9. Pez Dispenser

Holy shit. The website says “The polyfoam construction gives you the exact look you remember from your childhood.”
I DO NOT REMEMBER SUCH HORRIFIC NIGHTMARES.

 

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10. Cool Cucumber

I hope whoever came up with this classic gag got a promotion.

 

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