A Toaster For Hot Dogs Is *Finally* Here

Because life is beautiful and everything's great.

A company you’ve probably never heard of is about to change your life. The legends over at Nostalgia Electronics have invented what we didn’t know our lives were missing until now – a toaster for hot dogs.


The angelic appliance has four slots on top – two for your juicy hot dogs and two for getting your buns nice and toasty.

Gone are the days of awkwardly waiting for a greasy hot dog cooked by a dorky relative making small talk with you.

Gone are the days of blackened and burnt hot dog buns because no grill can ever cook them evenly.

You can now get your deliciously juicy hot dogs in record time with none of the extra hassles. You can get your Hot Dog Toaster right here. 

And while we’re at it, check out this bloody beauty of a breakfast cooker these guys have made! Phwoar. I know where I’m doing my Christmas shopping.



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